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Age 29
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Age 25
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| At ten am on Monday morning I will be ? | Going to work in some foreign country trying to avoid either (a) Malaria (b)The shits or (c) My boss. | If I'm not fast asleep then I'll want to know why! |
| Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself in no particular order ? | I am the Prague 2007 go kart champion. I ate a scorpian. I am really, really funny. | 1) I have a Russian criminal record and am banned from the country until 2010 2) I once answered the door to Jehova's witnesses completely naked 3) I jump out of aeroplanes on a regular basis |
| What do you think about in the bath ? | I wish this was a shower. | ...Bubbles |
| What is your greatest unfulfilled ambition ? | To write comedy. | To be a fireman. Gonna happen very soon though! |
| Who did you have as a pin-up on your wall in your teens ? | Cindy Crawford (still would now) | ...I wasn't allowed to pin things on the wall |